Gramercy Theatre | New York, New York
Whomp your womp rats and bust out your blasters my dudes, it’s time for the hottest party this side of Tatooine! Prepare for an interstellar night of boogie with none other than Mosh Eisley! Back at it on a galaxy-wide TOUR like no other, they're touching down on Planet Earth for "The Best Party In The Galaxy” CONCERT at the legendary Gramercy Theatre in New York, New York on October 14, 2023.
Tickets? Yeah, you're gonna wanna grab 'em quick before they're as scarce as water on Jakku. Feel the FOMO? You betcha - missing out on this cosmic jam would be a bigger mistake than trusting a Hutt.
From the swirling synths that capture the spirit of a double sunset, to the pounding percussion that mimics the roar of a Millennium Falcon, Mosh Eisley knows how to ROCK the atmos. If you've grooved to their legendary hits at the helm of your starfighters, just WAIT till you see 'em LIVE! They’ll be servin’ up major vibes, beaming infectious energy, thrilling fans with epic renditions of their GREATEST HITS like "Cantina Groove" and "Sabacc Shuffle".
So, you ready to wake the Force within, lose yourself in the rhythm of the stars, and party like it's 1977? Then don your best rebel attire, and relish in a night where the music is intergalactic, the crowd's ecstatic and the memory is automatic. Don't trip on a Wookiee, get your TICKET today. Oh, and may the beats be with you.
Hey, space cadets! Hold onto your converse, cos’ this party is gonna be TOTALLY TUBULAR! Mosh Eisley - The BEST Party In The Galaxy is about to touchdown in New York City. That’s right! Buckle up, make the leap to hyperspace and snag your golden TICKET cos’ we’re throwing a bash of INTERGALACTIC proportions at the Gramercy Theatre on October 14, 2023.
We ain’t kidding when we say it’s gonna be a blast from another planet. The riff lords, the synth royalty, the rhythm gods are coming! It’s like a Tour. A Concert. A cosmic celebration, the sort that’ll put every live show you’ve experienced in your measly earthling existence to absolute shame. We're talking multiple Grammy award winners! It'll rock your galaxy!
Everyone’s invited! Except the squares. Psyched yet?
When was the last time you truly let loose? Now, I ain’t saying, ‘As loose as Jabba the Hutt in a Speedo’ kind, but more of a ‘Luke Skywalker finally destroying the Death Star’ kind. Basically, pure, unfiltered joy! Feel that! Yeah, baby! This is it. This ain’t your grandma’s bingo night. Space helmets off. Lightsticks on!
This isn’t our first orbit around the big, burning gas ball, my dudes. We’ve rocked Mars - Martian’s loved us. Took Venus by storm - Venusians couldn’t get enough. Even met Pluto - despite not being a planet anymore, Pluto was down to party! This CONCERT is LEGENDARY! Pure Stardust!
And yo, we couldn't have a more RAD venue than the Gramercy Theatre. It's steeped in history, dude. So many legends have sweat on that stage, and we're gonna add a little cosmic dust to it. That place is elemental! Its acoustics - WAVES from another dimension. Expect a sonic BOOM!
The Grammy may be in one corner, but that ain’t all, folks! The Gramercy Theatre is nestled conveniently at 23rd street, where the Big Apple beats! Get stoked with pre or post-concert revelry. You’re in the heart of it all, opposite some of the city's best bars and restaurants.
Here’s the deal. STOP what you’re doing. Hitch a ride on a comet. Mosh Eisley isn’t just a CONCERT; it’s a state of mind. A celestial event that’ll rock your existence out of orbit. TICKETS are going faster than the speed of light. You snooze. You lose. Dude, this is THE PARTY. The one you’ll tell your kids about while they roll their eyes and wish they were there too.
Case of FOMO? AVOID THAT. Grab your ticket. Be there or be square! Did you not hear me? THE BEST PARTY IN THE GALAXY! You coming?